the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
The one phrase that makes most girls lose their shit, it has pockets.
The struggle is real.
If there are no pockets we hold our shit in our bras.
fun tip: say ‘another gender’ instead of ‘the opposite gender’ and crush the binary beneath your feet
Ah yes. Very scary Deanmon. He drinks. He sings karaoke. And sleeps around. Plays Foosball.
i see that the pimpmobile is sexier than ever